Pandemonium's Rant.

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]Hello there and thanks for clicking. This is an extremely long show. Get comfy on your seats folks!


Silence permeates this great hall, The stage turns dark. A dark silhouette rises from the floors of the stage. The spotlight comes on. A cloaked figure is revealed and as his cloak bellows in the wind glimpses of a mic can be seen.

"Hello and Good day fellas."
His sing voice greets, a contrast to his dark outlook.
"How are y'all doing? Enjoying the lockdown? Okay? Good! The show for the moment cannot go on, but on the bright side Fate has a hand in all of this and she has orchestrated this moment.Welcome to my 15 minutes".
His voice takes a darker tone and delves down many octaves finally in sync with his outlook.
"There are some who open their gutter and trash-filled bins and deathtraps i think they call it their mouths and empty their trash unto the atmosphere. I am talking  about - 'Oh you look so scrawny, don't you have money to eat food?' / 'Oh you are looking fat oh,  what happened to you dear.. See your belly fat!' ".
  Taking a sarcastic  and scornful tone. He continues.... 
         "Good job and weldone!  Oh thou perfectly crafted being. Thou art fairer than the morning  sun. In all wonders like the cherub art thou formed. Royalty and beauty at thy very steps.."
  And back to the demonic like voice
         "No! You are nothing but  the scourge of the earth, your very existence hampers the safety of Earthlanders. You place your words on the tip of arrows and launch them mecilessly at thy fellows, enforcing desperation and a turning to drugs until they get admitted into hospital(an unfortunate story i heard) or worse off they die. 
         "One of my very very (yes,i said it twice) beautiful friends was also telling me about a certain human who attacked  her with her legion of jealous criticism and she felt so bad she was mute. First of all dear, you are very very beautiful and i mean it in all honesty. Something is common  to this fashion and body advisers, they don't  look any better and they are facing demons of their own. Rather than face their monsters, they inflict damage on others.. The SHEER AUDACITY!!
         "For those on twitter, y'all must be aware of the recent  happening  and how a man announced  his marriage and comments  and congratulations rode on  carriages to his house. But there was always going to be that vile creature who will spew murdurous venom and well she was sheared and dissected as one would a lab rat. Gory scenes. 
          "Life's a vicious circle, your turn is just around the corner, it will come without  fail." 
He takes a deep breath and there is a brief pause.
Mic drops. 
Exeunt. 
(Curtain Falls).



If you were expecting a story... April fool!  

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